Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat
4.6% ABV on draught Being arrogant New Yorkers and Yankees and Mets fans, we figured we could show up at a lackluster Royals game a few minutes before first pitch, hand over a sawbuck, and be sitting...
View ArticleBrooklyn Oktoberfest
5.5% ABV bottled I like to compare Sam Adam’s Oktoberfest to Brooklyn’s every single year. And since they’re usually the absolute first two on the shelves in Manhattan, this is easy. I must admit,...
View ArticleBass Pale Ale
5% ABV on draught They say New York isn’t a college football town, but that isn’t exactly true. It’s not a college football town in the sense that the increasingly-less-and-less-relevant mainstream...
View ArticleFat Tire Amber Ale
PREVIOUSLY ON MY TOP TEN MOST WANTED LIST 5.2% ABV Sometimes you’ve yearned for something for so long that you forget why you ever wanted it in the first place. Such is the case with Fat Tire. I can’t...
View ArticleHarpoon Octoberfest
5.5% ABV bottled In my mid-twenties I was friendless. No, that’s not as bad as it sounds. What I mean is that I was essentially friendless in the city I lived in, New York. Through a weird...
View ArticleBrau Brothers Strawberry Wheat
4% ABV The Captain knows I’m a sissy that likes fruity beers, a fruit that likes sissy beers on occasion, so he made sure to throw one in the Minnesota brew box. Can’t recall ever having a strawberry...
View ArticleWeihenstephaner Original Premium (Malt Liquor)
5.1% 500 mL bottle Procrastination is. Procrastination is. Procrastination is…Oh, fuck it. I wasted Saturday but what’s the big deal, that’s what Saturday’s for. And is viewing movies all morning,...
View ArticleVictory Variety
I don’t sleep well after a night of boozing which is fine because I like to get up fairly early on Saturdays and/or Sundays and hit the movies. I’m a huge film buff and see several...
View ArticleA Cornucopia of Christmas Beers
Feeling a little bit frisky on Saturday afternoon, I decided to buy every single Christmas/winter seasonal beer I had yet to have from the local supermarket and prebar with a cornucopia of the...
View ArticleLeinenkugel’s Red Lager
4.9% ABV “Leave! LEAVE!!! Get the fuck outta here! Yo, get the fuck out of here, motherfuckers!” Guess who said the above: A five-star restaurant’s maitre-d yelling at a bum for entering the fine...
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